Javalin597

Eat Chocolate. Many doctors say that chocolate helps the heart, and betters the mood of those who eat it The way we eat chocolate differs from person to person Some melt it and dip strawberries in it Some of us mix it with hot milk some of us put it on bread and some just eat it straight up. Chocolate was invented by the Mayans, Did you know that?.... They were also among the first to create the philosophy that all people had a set amount of time. So, what does that mean? for us? What are we supposed to do in that time? Well, I'd BS you with the obvious stock responses like: Go Skydiving... Help the community... tell every

So I've been thinking, you always see those people in the hallways with a new date every other month, and you tend to wonder, HOW? Well, after delicate research and analysis, I have determined 9 sure fire ways to charm your way into a new relationshhip. 1.Dress up in laderhozen and wear a sombrero 2.Always talk about rare yellow-spotted lemurs, chicks adore them 3.Use cunning pickup lines like: "If you were a mango, I'd definately put you in my chutney" 4.Impress her by Drawing a circle with a dot in the middle without picking up your pencil 5.Do the hokey Pokey, it will definately turn them on and around 6.Make refrences to Star Trek,

Life is like this snowstorm. Before you can use it to your advantage, you must shovel away the elements making your life harder. Some of it helps you along, making your path faster and enjoyable, while some of it slows you down, making you fall on your face. Friends come and go like gusts of snow in the wind, sometimes leaving you with a bitter coldness inside. But the main thing that matters, is that while every snow flake is unique, so is the path of our lives.                                                                                                                  -Yoshin Govender